Boy am i about to bang some heads/grind some gears/kick some puppies/steam some clams…
Twitter. Why? Why would you ever need this? Before twitter did you ever think to yourself “boy i should tell everyone what i’m doing right now, thats such a good idea!”. Don’t get me wrong, maybe some people want to know that you are “totally grabbing a medium pinkberry right now!!! lolz omg!”, and i know i don’t have to “follow” you on Twitter. However, i just want to understand the logic behind why it is so popular. is your life really so special that you feel the need to share it with people? did you just get sick and tired of people asking “what’re you up to?” Do you get some crazy thrill from the challenge of compressing your life to 144 characters? enlighten me… please.

My best guess is Twitter users have this need to be constantly connected. Is it just that you can’t bear the thought of not typing something at all times? Its not like i’m trying to be rude (well maybe a little), i just want to know.

(P.S. all you 30 time a day facebook status updaters, this is about y’all too.)

Lol ZOmG!!!!!1one!!!!1! I R Finushed

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