Bah buh dee buh doop bah dow…

Okay, that’s it.

In all Seriousness, This blog entry is dedicated mostly to Joe Pasqualetti, the first person i’ve met that likes what i have to say… but also to the warm weather which i enjoy, as well as the forthcoming hot weather, which i despise. Oh, and to the black and asian, because i’ve been hard on you lately. First of all, I have to say, college is getting harder before it gets easier. I expected that, but still, it sucks. I’m coming home for the weekend, i have to get a chest x-ray done to see how my pneumonia is coming along. I still feel sick, which is bothersome, but we’ll see how the x-ray looks. P.S. Rob Martin… I need pizza. Just throwing that out there.

Now, on to the meat of this post. With warm weather comes warm weather clothes. For me, that doesn’t mean a whole lot, because i’ve been known to wear shorts in the winter. For some however, that means a whole wardrobe change. One thing that is becoming increasingly common on the female side of things are those tiny shorts with words on them. Now apparently, those are fashion-forward, in-right-now things. You know some people, they always have to be in on the latest trends… What i have to say here is not friendly, so be warned. As a 350+ pound man, my wardrobe contains virtually nothing tight fitting or small, It’d look ridiculous. That being said, apparently all fat people don’t possess this same degree of common sense. Now, don’t get me wrong, i’m not trying to be mean here, but whenever i see a Huge guy in a size “L” muscle shirt, or heaven forbid, a large woman in the aforementioned tiny shorts (which in all reality, are no longer tiny, and would in fact be pants on a normal sized person) I have to stop and say “what were they thinking?” It’s people like that that give fat people a bad name… I’m just saying. To quote a wise man “You see people with them shorts with words like ‘Juicy’ on em… Ladies, If your thighs look like the hood of a white toyota after a hailstorm, you are not ‘Juicy’.” Also of note, wearing a shirt two sizes too small does not compress you and , in fact, make you two sizes smaller. Physics just doesn’t work that way, sorry…

Anyhow… How’re y’all doing? Thats how i feel today, and besides that, i dont have a whole lot to say, Except that I’m gonna take down josh moore in fantasy baseball this week. Let’s face it, he’s gonna end up looking like a chump… that’s just how it goes…

Also, A-Rod, you and me are through… I used to have respect for you, but frankly, you’re nothing more than a dirty puerto-rican Barry bonds wannabe now.

Alright, well, i’m signing off now.

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